Charlotte Stokely – Banker And The Wanker

It’s true, sir… Your interest payment is directly tied to the size of your dick. You’ll pay for every inch under 9 inches. We can’t let little beta dicklettes in fancy cars or other stuff out there… They might trick people into thinking they are equals, or… young impressionable girls might date them. Now im going to require you to drop your trousers… Oh wow, THAT IS pathetic! Geez… I didn’t realize how badly you needed me to abuse you here today… Go ahead and stroke your genitals for me… Oh, you want to know more? Well, I could charge you $300 as a one-time “fuck you fee” for asking me to flip you.