MILF Everyone in the neighborhood fawns at me. Your mom, all the boys in your neighborhood, and even everyone’s husband. She wants to be my workout buddy because she really needs it. Today she was gone so I decided stop by and see how she was doing. You open the door to tell me that my friend is sick. Before you can shut the door, I push in and take a seat. My feet hurt and are sweaty from my workout. I tell you about how tired they are. You confess that you’ve had a Cru.sh towards me for years, but your secret goes deeper than that. You finally admit that your desire to worship my soles has been there since the very first time you saw them. I tell you to take off my socks and pray at them. It’s not clear if this is the right thing to do, but all of my neighborhood boys are doing it. Don’t be shy. As you worship my feet I slipped that I thought your mom couldn’t afford for her to miss the gym because she is getting overweight. She doesn’t need to lose her husband to me. Wait… Was your mother in the room next to you? Will she catch her?